Every Saturday 2pm

Somewhere along Sloane Avenue, Uncle Barts’ gangsters are running a covert operation for all you shady associates. Once booked, you’ll receive a secret message with strict instructions you must adhere to, in order to make it past the fuzz. Sneak through the black door to enjoy hidden liquor and bootlegging activities, alongside a selection of sandwiches, cakes and ice cream sundaes all the way from Chicago. But remember, the cops are always sniffin’ around outside the apartment – so be prepared for a raid to interrupt the party!

Criminali-tea selections

Single ‘teapot’
& Contraband chow


Bottomless teapot
& Contraband chow


& Contraband chow


Half bottle of Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial NV Champagne per person

Psst… Our Criminali-Tea menu features the most sought-after All-American sweet and savoury treats of the 1920s, smuggled all the way from Chicago!


Broken, Beet-en & Bruised

Skyy vodka, fresh lemon juice and spicy beetroot mix

Blue Skyy Drinking

Skyy vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, elderflower cordial, fresh cucumber, fresh mint and apple juice

Hair of the dog

BULLDOG gin, Rinomato aperitif, China Martini aperitif, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup and Fever-Tree lemonade

Bartender’s Life Behind Bars

BULLDOG gin, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup and apple juice

Contraband Chow

A Knuckle Sandwich

Four miniature sandwiches & bagels

There’s Muffin To See Here

A delicious blueberry muffin

I Twink They’re Onto Us

A golden, cream-filled Twinkie cake

Ice Cream When I See A Cop!

Wonderfully creamy and perfectly chilled ice cream sundae

Carnivore, vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free
are all catered for by your favourite Uncle.