Criminali-Tea

Every Saturday 2pm

Somewhere along Sloane Avenue, Uncle Barts’ gangsters are running a covert operation for all you shady associates. Once booked, you’ll receive a secret message with strict instructions you must adhere to, in order to make it past the fuzz. Sneak through the black door to enjoy hidden liquor and bootlegging activities, alongside a selection of sandwiches, cakes and ice cream sundaes all the way from Chicago. But remember, the cops are always sniffin’ around outside the apartment – so be prepared for a raid to interrupt the party!

Criminali-tea selections

Single ‘teapot’
& Contraband chow

£35pp

Bottomless teapot
& Contraband chow

£55pp

Champagne
& Contraband chow

£59pp

Half bottle of Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial NV Champagne per person

Psst… Our Criminali-Tea menu features the most sought-after All-American sweet and savoury treats of the 1920s, smuggled all the way from Chicago!

Teapots

Beet The Law

Stolichnaya vodka, fresh lemon juice, spicy beetroot mix

Get Minted

Stolichnaya vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, elderflower cordial, fresh cucumber, fresh mint, apple juice

Sip Of The Tongue

Sipsmith gin, Rinomato aperitivo, Martini chinato, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, Fever Tree lemonade

How D’Ya Like Them Apples

Saffron-infused Sipsmith gin, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, apple juice

Contraband Chow

A Knuckle Sandwich

Four miniature sandwiches & bagels

There’s Muffin To See Here

A delicious blueberry muffin

I Twink They’re Onto Us

A golden, cream-filled Twinkie cake

Ice Cream When I See A Cop!

Wonderfully creamy and perfectly chilled ice cream sundae

Carnivore, vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free
are all catered for by your favourite Uncle.